yeah whatever get the hell outta here
what are some of your favorite alex chiu quotes?

"IF YOU CAN'T TRUST ALEX CHIU'S TECHNOLOGY, YOU CAN'T TRUST NOBODY'S TECHNOLOGY"

"If you don't believe in God, you deserve to die."

"I am mad. And I am proud to be mad."

"I am God of the universe and I don't believe in the Bible like I said at first. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA!!!!!!!!!"

one of my favorites is this gem, in which he describes sex with a prostitute: "her pussssy is so big it felt like fu-cking a plastic bag. And she gave me burning sensation after sex. Luckily I had the rings. Or else thaose rash would have turned into something way more serious.”

"I am not one of those stupid moron who don't know what I am doing."

"What is this? A house of deads?" "Girls don't like me. Only gays like me." "Ich bin kein Nazi. Ich bin eine Jude."

"I am proud pf being chinese" "Chinese don't give a damn about other chinese"

From superiching book: "I will be so rich thanks to Iching. I will be even more rich than bill gates. But I don't care about being rich"

"A Taiwanese who does not consider himself to be Chinese does not deserve to become immortal"

"Gorgeouspil is the only savior of Earth" "The biggest enemy of mother nature is human."

"NEW INVENTION ALLOWS HUMANS TO STAY PHYSICALLY YOUNG FOREVER"

from the GorgeousPil FAQ: "Question: But I thought that beauty is in the eyes of the beholder. How does a pill know how to turn a person prettier? ANSWER: The human body is very much like a sex balloon doll. The air is its Chi energy. "

"That's why taking Gorgeouspil and Chi Flush is important. They don't only make you look more beautiful each day. They improve your fortune and give you a better intuition."