Volunteers
I am doing good business right now. a lot of customers ask me about the product, but my objective now is just to focus on the order. Any volunteers willing to talk to my customers and pump them up, email me. we can negotiate a deal with benefits.

talk to my customers and pump them up You mean try and convince customers that you are completely sane despite every indication to the contrary.

What are you selling? What will I be pumping them out of, I mean pumping them up for?