True Story
About 500 years ago, I lived in China. At the time it was a bit shit because they hadn't really invented anything cool yet. So anyway, me and my buddy (a Chinaman named Dave) used to always think up silly things we could do to pass the time. Well one day, Dave dared me to rape the emporer's daughter. I was like WTF no wai mang. But then he double dared me so I had no choice. I sneaked into the imperial palace without too much trouble but then it was massive and I didn't know where to go. So after looking around for liek 2 hours, I got bored and was going to give up. Just as I was turning back, I heard a noise from one of the rooms. I went to investigate. I pulled back the curtain across the entrance and saw somethign really strange. There were five men in the room. One was the emperor, but I didn't know who the other four were. The were dressed really weird in a way that I had at that time never seen before. Their clothes, as well as being odd in shape and colour, were made of a material I couldn't identify. I hid behind a statue and listened to their conversation. I'm getting bored of telling this story now so I'll just summarise what happened next. It turned out that the four strangers were from the future, and had coem back in time to take over the world and re write history in their image. One of them had laser eyes like that dude off x-men. Another had rocket launchers for hands. Anyway I walked in there and was like WTF biatches. Then I had this massive battle with them, but eventually their strange technologies and genetic and cybernetic enhancements were superior. The world was doomed. That was when I revealed that I had only been pretending to lose for a laugh, and I lined them all up and killed them all with one massive punch that ripped through all of their bodies and there was like blood and gore everywhere. It was well good. Then I turned to the emporer and was like lol I'm gonna rape your daughter. So then I did and she screamed and then died because my penis was so huge. I told Dave about what happened after but he didn't believe me so I threw him down a well, and then told him jokes I had made up about his family members everyday until he died. Then I flew to Mars to check if there were any aliens, but there weren't. The end. This story is entirely factual.

I believe you. But I will toss coins to be sure.

Oh come on. Frank, I'm not immortal you idiot. Neither is Alex. There are no immortals.

i bet you feel pretty dumb now, franco. LOLZLZLZLLZZL

sure alex is immortal. And me too. All who wears Rings are immortals. And this is for real, dude.