The girl Ally from gold club asked me out
This girl Ally asked me out to her house today. I said ok. See, the last couple times because I was tired and didn't treat her very nice, she got very upset with me. She even told Alex chiu. And today she got upset because I got a lap dance one time with her roomate Shelly. I guess Shelly told Ally that I got a lap dance from her. And so Ally, said What?? You think you can just tip me a dollar on stage and expect me to forgive you every time? I like my man to be honest. Why don't you buy lap dances from me, but you buy them from Shelly? I said how do you know? She said because I live with her. And she said why do you come here thinking all you have to do is give me a dollar and I will forgive you? You are mean to me all the time and have a bad attitude and take me for granted. And then after an hour she came back and my friend peter was with me. She nodded and peter said, come sit on him! and so she came sat on me. She said, look at me. And then we stared for like a minute. She said tell me what you did today. And I told her i had to drive suburu around to city college and go to an appointment for my knee, business wasn't good, etc... I asked her what she did and she said she just payed money to get her cat saved. Her cat has a hard time going to the bathroom and said she will put the cat to sleep if it has a hard time peeing again. She said, can you imagine if the cat's weener got cut off? that was weird though. And then she said that she has her own ranch which she inherited. It has bulls, cats, pigs, dogs, all kind of animals. And she asked me if I would like to come. I agreed. She said i am required to pet every single one of them. Then i saw her on stage and she put her nose next to mine for like 8 seconds. She said you love me, why don't you let me love you? And so Alex chiu thinks she is gorgeous. I mise well not be shy and be ready to take the move because 2 years ago when i casted a spell, on taylor the love of my life, I didn't make a move and missed out. Now is my chance to get a girlfriend. Seems like she really likes me. And the other girl that I like there, I didn't know they lived together! Horray!
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I think her friend shelly is so pretty too. And she was asking peter if i have a girlfriend. Peter says to go for ally because she is the one inviting me to the house. But atleast I get to hang out with both of them. And if they want me to bring a friend, I will bring alex. It's going to be fun. I am going to have to ask peter for some advice though. I can tell Alex from golds club likes me. Have no doubt. Imagine if i cast a spell on her how much she will like me! I know by the way she acts. You see, she always talks about how she likes my cheeks. But I don't like it and so I say, don't talk to me. And it hurts her feelings. She was pissed at me today. But since she likes me so much, she just invites me to her house. So, assuming she will be my girlfriend, it will be good experience for the future.
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yah they are both fine. I think i like shelly better but aly looks more available
Damn!!! I am jealous now. I like that girl though.
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If I go to her farm, I will invite you if she says ok. And maybe shelly will be there. And then if she tries to see me, I will have her come to your house.
Alex, you should open a strip club called 'The Farm'. All the strippers would have their own stall and we could feed them farm dollars.
If I go to her farm, I will invite you if she says ok.
More and more I get the impression that you guys do not actually want to have sex or a relationship with these girls. It is like a game of some sort that makes you feel masculine I guess. I mean if you are invited to a girs house you do not ask you friend along. That just kills any possibility of intimacy or personal conversation.
It reminds me of the story of the guy who invited his best friend on his honeymoon. I think the guys ended up living together after the divorce.
Alex, you should open a strip club called 'The Farm'. All the strippers would have their own stall and we could feed them farm dollars.
Hehehe. Farm dollars? What's that?
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I better treat ally well. I feel that no matter how much i make her mad she always comes back. If I pull this one off, it will be a great practice for me to get some dating experience. I don't know about this, but she said she died her hair brown for me. I do remember that I said i liked her hair a certain color and then the next time I came in she changed it. Maybe it's a coincidence but she said she did it for me
Oh yeah. If you see Sierra again, sing her that song "tall tall tall girls. Sierra is tall. Bella hella tall." Sing it to her.
Strip clubs have their own fake currency sometimes.
Strip clubs have their own fake currency sometimes.
Yeah..So you give the girl "currency" instead of dollers and the girl has to cash it in and the club takes a big cut of the tips.
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Tonight, me and peter are going out to san fran, after my chuch. So call us if you decide to go out.
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Sierra's tall tall, in her 6 inch HEELS,
Her friend Bella, is tall HELLA
Her 6 inch platform HEELS, make her a giant compared to SHAQ ONEAL'S
She is 6 foot 3 in SHOES, in height she will never LOSE
Looking down at Me, like i aint no tall man, GEE
Those long legs of HERS, can't think of man that can ENDURE
She is tall, tall, tall, tall, tall, Indeed she's a tall girl
She is tall, tall, tall, tall, tall, Indeed she's a tall girl
Sierra, 5 foot 9 in HEIGHT, she says that dam RIGHT
She wears the biggest PLATFORM, there's no girl that can stand up to her NORM
She's a tall tall PERSON, maybe taller than Elle MCPHERSON
She is tall, tall, tall, tall, tall, Indeed she's a tall girl
She is tall, tall, tall, tall, tall, Indeed she's a tall girl
Taller than her MAN, indeed he needs a STAN
Stronger than a MOOSE, she is not no GOOSe
As tall as the DOOR, what could you want MORE?
The tallest girl in the CLUB, thats why i can't get a HUG
She is tall, tall, tall, tall, tall, Indeed she's a tall girl
She is tall, tall, tall, tall, tall, Indeed she's a tall girl
She is tall, tall, tall, tall, tall, Indeed she's a tall girl
She is so tall, she is so tall, she is so tall, She is a very very very very very very very very tall tall girl
And we love her!!!! Because she's a tall, tall girl, a tall, tall girl
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I don't think I have seen her yet, but have heard good things of her. We love you sierra!