SacJB, I had a dream about your sister.
God came to me in the desert and called upon me. "Alex, Alex." So I replied, "Here I am." And God continued, "Alex. I am the God of Abraham, Jacob, Issiac, Moses. The cry of SacJB's sister has reached my ears and distrubs me. Therefore I shall send you, Alex, to free her from her virginity. Pick up that stick of yours." Then God points to my penis and my penis got hard immediately. And he continued, "With that stick I gave you, you shall perform my wonders!!!" God continued, "Go to Kelly and say to her that it is God who sent you to her. Tell her to let go of her virginity before you. I will harden her heart at first. But each time her heart was hardened, there will be events of horror that follow. But at the end, she shall let go her virginity. Tell SacJB to print this out and show it to Kelly. Now go!"

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oh no, i already told her something and she started swearing.

But this is the word of God. You have to print it out and show it to her else you sinned, and sinner shall be punished.

If you are anyone else but alex and sacjb i would say you are joking around... but sacjb, if alex is not joking, you better protect your sister from alex. forget about bears, can you beat up alex in a fight?

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I am a strong guy. Don't worry, he doesn't like my sister at all.

Behold, in the twinkling of an eye, God saith to Alex Chiu, "My son. Wear thy rings on thy fingers and fundle with Kelly's bra, the sister of SacJB, the son of an Italian construction worker, the son of a carpenter, the son of a farmer, the son of a merchant."

OMG either Alex is joking, or he's gone way off into the deep end haha :lol:

he's just now gone off the deep end, is it? :roll:

This is the first time I ever heard Alex say anything of substance.