Oh no. My sushi chef master is coming to town today
He used to be my trainer for making sushi like when I was 23. He flew here from Seattle. Today I have to spend the whole day with him going to places to see old friends. I have to speak Japanese the entire day. Man I have not spoken Japanese for quite awhile. I actually don't like Japanese. If you speak Japanese for one day, you cannot think anymore. No wonder japanese produce no inventors. Thank God I was not born a Japanese.
Maybe I will try to drag him to strip club tonight. Show him my lifestyle.
Question: Why are you so proud of going to strip clubs all the time? You're always bragging about it. On here, in interviews, etc. They're nothing special, and they don't make you look cool. They just make you look desperate.
Aren't the Japanese the most technologically advanced race in the world? :?
Maybe you just find the language difficult and it is you that can't think after speaking it for a while. It may just be hard for foreigners to learn or people who haven't spent years in Japan.
You kidding? My Japanese is very fluent. Have a little accent. But my Japanese is considered very good.
Okay Alex, but aren't they the most technologically advanced country in the world?
They can't be all so tired that they can't think.
Well they are not very creative. They only know how to copy.
Alex what if you drag him to the strip club and he gets a better lap dance from sierra than you do? I know she doesn't do lap dances anymore, but what if it happened?
Well they are not very creative. They only know how to copy.
Are you seriously claiming that something in the Japanese language makes people uncreative, simply because you were tired after speaking it for one day, and that you don't think Japanese people are creative? Is this the same rigorous style of reasoning you use to devise and test your inventions? Please tell me you are joking.
If you sincerely think that way, then I have a suggestion for your gorgeus pill: wasabi. As a sushi expert, have you ever noticed how alert you feel when you eat wasabi? Also Japanese are rumored to be big overworkers. Obviously then, wasabi is a miracle ingredient that will give you boundless energy. In fact you should just throw out all other ingredients and make a pure wasabi pill.
