OH HAI
:D :) :( :o :lol: 8) :? :shock: :x :P :oops: :cry: :wink: :roll: :twisted: :evil: :!: :?: :idea: :arrow: Hello, I was trying to find a "HELLO IM NEW" thread, but I could never find it NEVER! Just wanted to say hi to everyone, this looks like the place where I'll learn how to eventually get to being immortal (like, in never having to die), and it shure gets me goin'!! Whoo-hoo!! Can't wait to stop dying every day. Yup! And I'm newbie so I get to use every feature the forum offers on this thread alone. ":)"

Actually you should not joke around. This forum is a very serious place. We are all dedicated to helping all people in the world be immortal. You may think it is funny to make jokes. But we are all very serious people. But no if the world is destroyed we will not live. I think Alex has addressed that question before. You will die if hit by a bus but if you get cancer you will not. He said that in an interview. It is on Youtube. Please try and be a serious person and learn what we know before knocking making a decision. There are a number of illuminati here.

What do you mean? I'm happy I'll get to be immortal goddamit!! Don't you dare break me down!