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CerealRapist- 10-25-2006
New marketing strategy: immortality breakfast cereal prizes
I think Alex should approach cereal makers, and get them to package the immortality rings and samples of GP and SCF in specially marked boxes of Cap'n Crunch and Cookie Crisp. It would be a hit, for sure, benefitting Mr. Chiu and the great folks over at General Mills. You may ask what this promotional strategy might accomplish. Well firstly, it would spread the word of Alex Chiu. Secondly, it comes on the heels of other wonderful ring-based cereal toys including Ring Pops and Secret Decoder Rings. Thirdly, it would cleverly target his prime demographic, children and teenagers. What do you all think? If you want to make this dream a reality go to this link and tell them how you feel! http://consumercontacts.generalmills.com/ConsolidatedContact.aspx?page=http://www.generalmills.com/corporate

Dr. Phelps- 10-25-2006

I call it....GorgeousCereal! The hottest things in breakfast cereal/immortality technology! Imagine the world several months after all children start eating GorgeousCereal. Acne a thing of the past. No more depression or anxiety. No more illness or handicaps. and best of all, no more asymmetrical faces!

nolimits- 10-25-2006

Brilliant idea! Plus the rings will "magnetize" your cereal while its setting on the shelf. I hope to see immortality cereal at Walmart soon! :shock:

Anonymous- 10-25-2006

Yes I was suprised to see that both Phelps and Rapist are endorsing Alex's products, even though GorgeousCereal wouldn't actually work. Cereal is mixed exclusively with sugar, not herbs, and children aren't going to ask for garlic flavored cereal. That woud be weird to see cereal toped with hot chili peppers instead of strawberries. Good effort guys, but this idea will not float. Two magnetized thumbs way down.

shefe- 10-25-2006

i think you can spice it with sugar so that kids like it... and you can also produce Gorgeousmilk to change bone structure i guest you can add calcium for extra strength..

CerealRapist- 10-26-2006

Garlic flavored cereal is a good idea. Don't knock it till you try it.

mummify- 10-26-2006

Garlic flavored cereal is a good idea. Don't knock it till you try it. My eldest would eat it - he looooovvvvvveeeeessss garlic! I make up a garlic pizza every day and he eats nearly half of it and it's got HEAPS of garlic on it :)

CerealRapist- 10-27-2006

every day? that can't be good for him.

Anonymous- 10-27-2006

On halloween I'm going to see if the kids like garlic over candy.

mummify- 10-29-2006

every day? that can't be good for him. I dunno, since he has "discovered" garlic, he hasn't had any snuffles or anything (colds and flus). Oh, and his teeth aren't hurting him when they move - at the moment he has a top eye tooth coming through as well as a bottom back molar. Normally, he goes off his head and has to have pain killers mixed in with his milk to get him to calm down. But since he has started pigging out on garlic pizza, he has been as right as rain. Also, he is sleeping a lot better at night and is starting to handle people at bit better as well, thank goodness! I have spoken to his Health Care Nurse and she thinks it's is fine. This is mainly because T1 is HUGE - when he turned 2 he was 95cm tall - now, just three months later, he is just over 100cm tall. I would much rather feed him garlic pizza than give him chips and crap!