NEW INVENTION: HOLYMAN DEVICE
I have invented a holy man device. It answers spiritual questions and gives advice. It is similar to a ouija board in that the user is responsible for controlling it, but it is also controlled by environment. Some of the answers it gives are quite surprising, but most are gibberish. For example, I asked the HOLYMAN device, what should lobsang do? And it says to save the lives of 100 people. That does not sound like gibberish to me. In fact it sounds like good advice, so I pass it on to lobsang.
But I must warn you, HOLYMAN is NOT supernatural and does not talk to spirits, or to a living holy man, even though sometimes it says it does. On what authority do I say this? I am the inventor. HOLYMAN is a simple mechanical device, nothing more.
But I know some of you do not believe even the inventor when it comes to his own products. you believe the products work for some other reason than the inventor says.
Feel free to ask spiritual questions for HOLYMAN. I'll relay the answers, but I think you will find most are gibberish.
:lol:
Ok, ask if ALEX will ever get his products tested professionally.
Ok, I'll bite.
OH HOLYMAN, should i drop everything i'm doing and move to the mountains of the himalayas and burn incense and fight bears, or should I complete my doctorate in particle physics?
jc -- HOLYMAN answers:
ROSABOREGA
What does that mean? It sounds spanish but it is more likely gibberish.
cr -- HOLYMAN answers:
RARA PAMOGARNOT
which sounds like "rare pomegranate"
OH HOLYMAN, should i drop everything i'm doing and move to the mountains of the himalayas and burn incense and fight bears, or should I complete my doctorate in particle physics?
You should complete your doctorate and then move to the Himalayas and do the incense bear thing. Then you should write a book proving all kinds of spiritual things with physics. Then go on the lecture circut. Start a line of health supplements and New Age stuff.
