Mind manipulation?
"Finally... The Brutal Science of Mind Manipulation Revealed... Machiavellian Expert On Human Behavior Comes Clean About Hypnosis, Persuasion, And Mind Control!" Dear Friend, If the thought of true unlimited personal power has ever crossed your mind... this will be the most important letter you ever read. For years I've been studying various forms of self-improvement, hypnosis and persuasion. Like you, I've chased the trends - the latest "Law of Attraction" knockoff, people claiming to have "inside information" on "secret" hypnosis groups, and all sorts of other nonsense. When it comes down to really winning when dealing with other people, I know that spouting hypnotic patterns at them isn't the way to truly make them do what you want. Instead of trying hypnosis tricks why not make them believe that you are the type of person they want to follow - at least in their eyes? Here's how I stumbled upon this revelation. After a ton of wasted time, I came across a large collection of some scarce old books. Once I sat down and started reading them, I discovered just why they were scarce... The Keys To Real Mind Control These books made it very clear that there was one thing above all others in importance when it comes to influencing other people... magnetism. What is magnetism? Magnetism is best described as: the quality of the mental being of the individual that serves to bring other persons into a mood or state of mind sympathetic with that of the magnetic person. No hocus pocus. No witch-doctor hypnosis patterns. Elite Social Control has taken the old principles of personal magnetism and basically cross-pollinated them with more modern teachings, in an effort to create an unstoppable persuasion system. Just a few of the secrets in Elite Social Control: * The #1 myth about hypnosis today - and how to protect yourself by applying this strategy now! * Why almost everyone is wrong about attraction * How to control any social interaction - and it's outcome * A closely guarded secret that you must possess if you ever want to become known as a Social Master, gain all the friends you could ever need and make every other person around you seem inferior and irrelevant * A complete, step-by-step blueprint for generating quality conversation any time you want * Discover the mesmerizing statements that take command of people, put them under your spell -- and keep them tantalized by every word that comes out of your mouth * Get rid of negative social habits, such as saying the wrong thing at the wrong time * How to embed a command in a person's brain so that if they can't follow you right now, they will be hypnotically compelled to obey your commands later * How to drop statements in your conversation unobtrusively, while skillfully inducing others to follow your lead * Learn how to apply tasteful, but persuasive suggestions to your speech, and literally get hordes of mind slaves with the raw magnetism of a Winston Churchill! Discover more now: http://www.elitesocialcontrol.com

Sounds pretty bitchin'. I'll probably buy a copy. For 47 bucks, this thing had better deliver.