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AlexYCChiu- 06-20-2008
Match.com sucks
Damn. Match.com emailed me a list of matches. God damn all of them over 30. Old as hell. Some fat and old. dammit. I am taking gorgeouspil like crazy. I go into strip clubs and strippers always try to stare away from me pretending they don't know I exist. But they notice me right away. Forget match.com. I am back to strip club. Actually one stripper, white girl and only 18, is very interested in me. One look at her you can tell that guys view her as only a sex toy. She looks extremely slutty, and I can tell no guys would date her, but only wants to fuck her. So she is actually very lonely inside. She's the kind of girl that every guy wants to take advantage of but nobody would treat her seriously. But when she sees me, she can tell I am a very sweet man. (Of course I am. I am Asian. All Asian men are sweeter.) She probably doesn't like Asian men. But since I took Gorgeouspil, I look kind of different. Kind of acceptable. So she likes me. Maybe I can ask her out. I can tell she needs a guy like me. Asian but not full Asian.

frank2008- 06-22-2008
Re: Match.com sucks
Damn. Match.com emailed me a list of matches. God damn all of them over 30. Old as hell. Some fat and old. dammit. I am taking gorgeouspil like crazy. I go into strip clubs and strippers always try to stare away from me pretending they don't know I exist. But they notice me right away. Forget match.com. I am back to strip club. Actually one stripper, white girl and only 18, is very interested in me. One look at her you can tell that guys view her as only a sex toy. She looks extremely slutty, and I can tell no guys would date her, but only wants to fuck her. So she is actually very lonely inside. She's the kind of girl that every guy wants to take advantage of but nobody would treat her seriously. But when she sees me, she can tell I am a very sweet man. (Of course I am. I am Asian. All Asian men are sweeter.) She probably doesn't like Asian men. But since I took Gorgeouspil, I look kind of different. Kind of acceptable. So she likes me. Maybe I can ask her out. I can tell she needs a guy like me. Asian but not full Asian. But have you explained in your profile that you are a rich businessman? if you write that, you will be able to go out with beautiful girl through match.com, for sure.

AlexYCChiu- 06-22-2008

Really? You know what. Im going to try a stripper first. I think I have a chance with this stripper. She might go out with me. After almost 2 and 1/2 years of taking gorgeouspil something's got to pay off. Just keep looking better and cuter girls cannot resist me anymore. Then everywhere you go girls will come up to you automatically. Then I become the girl, and the girls become the guys. I ain't got shit to worry about.

TheATA1- 06-22-2008

Just keep looking better and cuter girls cannot resist me anymore. Then everywhere you go girls will come up to you automatically. We've heard your evidence of this, women are trying to resist you, all are universally avoiding you which in your mind you think because you are so attractive, women must avoid you. Yeah right The more GP you take, the more gorgeous you will become. All your worries will be over. Alex benefits from GP more than you know. GP will make you white and a Nazi. Unfortunately I would attach the same stigma to people who feel they have a need to take "smart drugs" to those who take Gorgeous pill. By taking a "Smart Drug", it means you are deficient in intellect, and by the fact your taking Smart Drugs proves you are not smart. Same with Gorgeous Pill, you are not gorgeous and you never will be gorgeous if you need to take gorgeous pill.

TheATA1- 06-22-2008

The picture you see at the top is of such a paedophile trapped by reporters and fooled into believing he was going to meet a 12 yr old girl who he 'met' on an internet chat room.

TwistinUnderSchizophrenia- 06-22-2008

Just keep looking better and cuter girls cannot resist me anymore. Then everywhere you go girls will come up to you automatically. Unfortunately I would attach the same stigma to people who feel they have a need to take "smart drugs" to those who take Gorgeous pill. By taking a "Smart Drug", it means you are deficient in intellect, and by the fact your taking Smart Drugs proves you are not smart. Same with Gorgeous Pill, you are not gorgeous and you never will be gorgeous if you need to take gorgeous pill. Wouldn't that be the point in taking them?

TheATA1- 06-22-2008

Yep, he's the she.

Anonymous- 06-24-2008

When I suggested that you try to meet a female on the internet, I should have been more specific. Sites like match.com are not the ideal way to meet someone. The ideal way to meet someone is by accident on the internet.

Anonymous- 06-24-2008

Strip clubs are fun in that it seems there is so much tail to choose from. And, you are generally guaranteed to get some love from one of them. Money is your ticket inside, but in this world love and money don't come easy. This world is wrecked.