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dougbachelllor- 12-22-2006
Ideas for paradise.
After I get married I will start on my paradise that I am going to rapture Alex Chiu and Tyciol up to. I have a few ideas but I want you guys to give me some ideas since I am not that creative. I promise I will use all your ideas in my paradise. Here are my ideas, what are your ideas?: 1.) Dust of the Ground women so that short dudes can get women just as easily as the tall men can. 2.) A God named Neptune who will rule the planet and have complete control. 3.) Britney Spears and Backstreet Boys music for entertainment. 4.) Britney Spears will be a public icon. 5.) The God Neptune from number 2 will be a public icon. 6.) If the God Neptune from number 2 and 5 ever has a child, the child's birthday will be a worldwide holiday. 7.) A Santa Claus who will use magic every Christmas to fly around the world and to deliver presents to every house in one night. 8.) Public beaches which allow topless nudity of women just as well as men. 9.) Cable TV which will have porno shows like Real Sex. 10.) A rainbow which will signal that the world will never be destroyed by flood. 11.) Museums that will show the Bible days, since museums on earth show dinosaurs and neanderthals. 12.) Time travel inside of the museums that will let you time travel to Bible times without interfering with history. The Bible figures will appear as holograms. Those are my ideas, every last one of them will be used. What are your ideas for the paradise? Maybe you could even suggest a cool name. Everyone who leaves an idea gets to go to the paradise.

Anonymous- 12-22-2006

Can I be Neptune? I would be a good neptune. And you should make cable T.V. free too. Ah screw it make EVERYTHING FREEE!!!!!!!!

Jaguar b. p.- 12-22-2006

Just as important as the goodies in paradise, is the physical well-being of its occupants. Luxury doesn't help much if you are not doing great health-wise. It's actually depressing when you have everything and you still aren't happy. Janet Jackson complained about this some 10 years ago, so she gave herself COFFEE ENEMAS to combat depression. (Not that I think Janet Jackson "has everything" like she claimed.) But the idea of her having coffee enemas is enough against anyone's depression

dougbachelllor- 12-22-2006

ldsfriend, I was just going to create Neptune out of dust of the ground. If it doesn't work out, I will probably make you Neptune.

Anonymous- 12-22-2006

SWEETNESS!!!!!!!!!

dougbachelllor- 12-22-2006

Do you know what you are going to do if I make you Neptune?

Anonymous- 12-22-2006

1)Make bud legal 2) let everyone party without curfew and thats as far as I've gotten I too will take ideas

dougbachelllor- 12-22-2006

I think that's a good idea. I will probably make it so that you don't have to be 21 to drink, since teenagers are so grown up anyway.

Anonymous- 12-22-2006

Oh sh*t you have to be 21, better go turn my self in. Since Ato (what ever his name is ) would probably damn me to hell for it anyway.

Anonymous- 12-22-2006

Janet Jackson complained about this some 10 years ago, so she gave herself COFFEE ENEMAS to combat depression. Jagnutz, do you find Janet Jackson attractive?

Anonymous- 12-22-2006

as an addition to one of my previous post I would make the weed free and available to everyone and a manditory ganja break!

Jaguar b. p.- 12-22-2006

Well I find Janet Jackson inserting stuff in her ass attractive

Anonymous- 12-23-2006

Well I find Janet Jackson inserting stuff in her ass attractive I thought she stuffed her bra :lol:. Im sorry that was innappropriate :oops: