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greene- 07-30-2008
i have never been to a strip club
am i missing out? i am moving to south korea in a couple weeks. how much will gp shipping cost?

TwistinUnderSchizophrenia- 07-30-2008

You're not missing much. Strip clubs are way overrated. It's like going to a restuarant, paying for the buffet, and all you can do is sit there and stare at it.

Anonymous- 07-30-2008

If you were able to have sex with one, she probably has herpes, ...and more.

TwistinUnderSchizophrenia- 07-30-2008

Pretty much. You couldn't pay me to have sex with a stripper. They're usually nasty (even if they look good). The way they live is a huge turn off to me. Maybe that's another reason I don't care much about strip clubs.

wowchung- 07-31-2008

They don't have strip clubs in Korea, why are you moving there?

CerealRapist- 07-31-2008

CHRIST, DOES THIS ENTIRE BOARD REVOLVE AROUND STRIP CLUBS? IS BEING SOCIALLY INCAPABLE AND UNABLE TO TALK TO REAL WOMEN AN INTEGRAL PART OF THIS FORUM?

male992ooo- 07-31-2008
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Yes you're missing out and CerealRapist SO WHAT if the board only revolves around strip clubs. We're all men so what do you expect?

myfantasia- 07-31-2008

Not every one on here are men

CerealRapist- 07-31-2008

there's something odd about people who can only converse with strippers. seriously.

SacJB Shady- 07-31-2008
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green it depends on many things. what is your age sex? And where around do you reside? Are you into beautiful permiscous women or sluts? I can tell you that when I was 18, stripclubs was heaven to me. The first year I was allowed there, it was disney land. And now I have went way too many times to know what it's about. You see, when I was 18, I thought I knew it all. Everyone told me all they want is your money. I didn't believe them cuz I was dumb. I was like, but she said I was cute! They have to pay for intuitions and sh*t! They are very nice people! I wasted a lot of cash on the stripclub. It became my life. I was going to skyline college and was supposed to play baseball there and then I heard about a company named Excel. It supposed to make you rich quick. And I joined that and the company became my life. Not because I was crazy about money, but because I wanted money at all cost so I could be rich and try to impress the strippers by getting lap dances. And so i dropped out of school, stopped working out and gained 70 pounds of weight in 1 year. So this all comes down to the stipclubs. But on the other hand, if it weren't for the stripclubs, I would have never been interested in selling alex's products. I would be working at a 9 to 5, making 10 bucks an hour at best. But now, I do jack squat and I make 4 to 5 thousand bucks a month pure profit. The only other thing I do all day is go to gym, play basketball, go to scientology, and go to stripclub. Then the rest of the time I just collect money. So, there are positve things to getting addicted to the stripclub. It made me understand business better. Before, the stripclub, I gave no sh*t about money. I only liked baseball and girls and didn't give a sh*t about money.

Jaguar b. p.- 07-31-2008
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Everyone told me all they want is your money. I didn't believe them cuz I was dumb. I was like, but she said I was cute! That is true, the entire operation is about money. Whoever owns the club has hired the dancers in order to make money. Then the dancers perform because they want money. And eveything that goes on is about money. That is why it's so sad that you take it this seriously Especially since their business is to take money from people who can't get laid. So they are not only indifferent to you, they actually have a low opinion of their customers

greene- 07-31-2008

i don't think i would like having a boner for that long do you guys where like, extra special boner-supported underwear or something

SacJB Shady- 07-31-2008
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jaguar, is that picture of you?

greene- 07-31-2008

why are you moving there? to teach english for a year ... they pay for flight, apartment, pay good money and the cost of living is very low. i'm trying to pay off some school debt