I GOT A GIRLFRIEND!!!! I MADE OUT WITH A STRIPPER. Man! That girl who I said looks slutty,
Today, she approached me and said "I like you so much. You are so gorgeous. Sorry I kept avoiding you because I was very shy. Im serious. I was shy, so I didn't want to give you a lap dance. But now I am a little drunk and I just spit everything out. I like you so much. You are so gorgeous. Hey, come upstairs with me. I want to talk to you. I guarantee you talking is free. Just come upstairs!"
So I went up with her and sat in the booth.
She continued, "Oh here is my number. Call me at around 3 or 4. That's when I wake up. Man. I like you so much. You know I have a fetish for Asian guys? My last boyfriend was a Vietnamese. I like Asian men because I like their slanty eyes. We broke up because I started stripping. He called me a bitch and just broke up with me. You mind if I am a lesbo? Do girl kissing a girl turn you on? Do you mind? Oh I came from Der Niederland. You are so gorgeous. Do you have a girl friend? No? No fucking way! I cannot believe a gorgeous guy like you don't have a girlfriend!!! Are you going to get jealous if I strip? Kiss me! You know what? I really want to tell the bouncer to help us rent a hotel room so I can fuck the brain out of you. Oh don't worry about George. That bouncer is my buddy. He won't tell. Just keep kissing me!!!"
Then we started making out like crazy for about 15 minutes. Constantly making out. She wanted me to kiss her neck, etc. Yeah she really didn't wanted my money. But on the way out, I had to give her $20. That's from the heart.
Wow! She said from this point on she's my girlfriend. Damn! Jamie Lynn kissed me like 2 times, and over all lasted less than 20 second. This girl kissed me around 15 minutes. I gave her $20 at the end from the heart.
Gorgeouspil is working like magic all right. But only thing that I didn't like is this girl is white girl but she admits she has a fetish for Asian guy. So that means I'm not gorgeous enough to pick up normal white girl yet. But I am close!!! I will keep taking gorgeous pill until all white girls think I am drop dead gorgeous.
I also spoke to another stripper today, and she told me she's in love with the manager. I think when Sierra was working at Centerfolds she also had a thing for that same manager, I forgot his name. The handsome dude. I asked that stripper, "Is he so much more handsome than me?" She replied, "Hey, it's not all about the looks!"
Man that makes me mad. So that guy is more handsome than me. OK! Cool! guess what? I got Gorgeouspil. And I won't lose to nobody! Just the matter of time!!!
Then the other girl took me to the booth, and the girl who said she's in love with her manager was in the booth right next to our booth. She heard what that girl said to me and witnessed us making out. And she heard that girl said I am gorgeous and so hot.
Then when I came out of the booth, I told that girl who loves her manager, "Well, at least somebody thinks that I am gorgeous!" I feel good!!!!!
Gorgeouspil rocks!!!!
DrSchadenfreude- 06-28-2008
Wow! Congratulations Alex, when are you going to call her/ go out on a date or something? I want pictures as soon as possible :-p
If this turns into something I may actually buy gorgeouspil....
AlexYCChiu- 06-28-2008
Yeah that manager is quite handsome. When he was working at centerfolds, I saw Sierra talks to him all the time. I was pissed. Now he works at anothe club.
But don't worry. Nothing can stop me from becoming more gorgeous than that dude. I know the looks is not everything. But you folks don't understand. For an Asian guy to be more gorgeous than the most gorgeous white guy, hey, it's not easy. It's technological breakthru.
So if you don't know, now you know, NEGGA!!!
DrSchadenfreude- 06-28-2008
Lolol, ok neggah. Why don't you ask one of them what it is about his face that they like, and maybe try to see if you can speed the process of creating that for yourself?
AlexYCChiu- 06-28-2008
Oh that manager guy is quite handsome for white girl. If you see him, he has a very long and slender face. But he looks very romantic. Makes the girls feel that if you are with him he will truly love and take care of you and his heart is true and righteous to you, and only you. He looks very romantic. That I must admit.
I don't think Asian girls will like that kind of face though. But who cares. That manager probably is not into Asian girls anyways.
Oh before that girl took me to the booth, I told the girl who loves her manager to give me 2 weeks. Within 2 weeks I will become more gorgeous than the manager. She asked, "What is that supposed to mean?" Then I said just wait. I am not going to cut my hair nor am I going to put on a suit. I will wear the same white T shirt but I guarantee you that I will look more gorgeous than your manager within 2 weeks!
I am going to take Gorgeouspil like mad, maybe 3 healing sessions a day! This makes around 40 healings in 2 weeks. I think I can beat that manager.
DrSchadenfreude- 06-28-2008
Ok, in two weeks I'm going to revive this thread and see how you do with her...but the SAME white teeshirt? That's the tee in your most recent photos too...and in the Swedish interview. How many clothes do you own?!
AlexYCChiu- 06-28-2008
Oh what happens is I watched this TV show called the pick up artist. And they teach you to make over. I discovered that I look best in white or close to white color T shirts. So I bought like more than 20 shirts, all close to white color. They are cheap too. Like 5 shirts for $10. So I wear lots of white T shirt to strip club. I try to wear white cause it makes me look sexy and strong. I wear blue and black sometimes cause I don't want the girls to think I only own 1 white T shirt. But when I wear white, they are extremely clean so the girls know at least they are not old shirt. They are clean.
DrSchadenfreude- 06-28-2008
Why not try beige or pastel colours, like a very watery, light blue? It's possibly because of your skintone that that makes you look better by the way - darker skintones need to be contrasted by lighter clothes to make people look good. As a white guy, I wear a lot of black and dark blue but very little white for the same reason. As you become white, you may need to phase out the white clothing..
AlexYCChiu- 06-28-2008
Oh no no. My skin color is perfect now. Not too pale. Not too dark. You know, just like Chinese or Japanese skin color. I think that's perfect. Some white people are just too white. White like a ghost. Not good for man but girls look better in white skin.
So I don't think my skin color will ever change because now it's just perfect. I just wish my eyes become prettier and maybe nose a little more refined. The rest will adjust by itself gradually.
Wow! That girl is hot! Wow hopefully I can have sex with her.
frank2008- 06-28-2008
Well, I think this wipe out every doubt about gorgeouspil.
Eh eh, drphelps will not even post on this forum again, because ashamed. :)
AlexYCChiu- 06-28-2008
No, they will say 'prove it! Prove that girl made out with you! Prove it!'
Or 'She made out with you because she's a whore and would even suck yo d**k for $20.'
Trust me. They'll find tons of things to say.
DrSchadenfreude- 06-28-2008
I wouldn't have anything to say if you ended up in a steady relationship, posting photos of you two together and she's hot and you're not paying her. Gorgeouspil clearly worked for you in that case.
frank2008- 06-28-2008
What you mean "not paying her"? Men always pay for women. At least when they go out together and some gifts that they like sometimes.
Knightwriter- 06-28-2008
Well done up to the part where you gave her $20 bucks. You had her but then you decided to say to her 'I'm not good enough without giving you money'. The manager knows that in non-stripping situations it is very unwise to pay for a women's attention. Number one it tells her you think yourself unworthy (and if you think that then that is what others think too) and number two don't you want a relationship that is real and not bought?
How would you know a girl really loves you if you pay them all off? In essence you should actually be setting up a filter for this initially at least so that you know you are not getting a girl that only wants your money. This girl was not interested in your money initially but what may happen now is she will not have as good an opinion of you on some level as you sent that bad message about what you think of yourself, when you gave her that money.
DrSchadenfreude- 06-28-2008
Frank, some men are attractive enough that they don't pay for women. Women take me out to dinner. Why should a woman get all the gifts and not the man? I like flowers. I like chocolates.
Personally, I wouldn't want a relationship with a woman who wanted gifts from me all the time and wasn't independent enough to give any back. I want an equal relationship, not to be a father figure to a woman...
You don't always pay for women - there's always the potential for it to go both ways. That is, if you believe men and women are equal.