I found some fresh meat that Alex can stalk (2nd Attempt)
Bachleourette #2 is a 19 year old white woman that has a sick obsession for Japanese culture... Now, there is nothing wrong with having an interest in another country's culture, except when you take it to the point where you try to become something that you aren't. That's right. This bachleourette is trying to convert from being white to being asian! (That's why its such a perfect match! Alex is desperately trying to become white, and this gal is desperately trying to become asian! Another match made in heaven!) Here is your lucky lady........ Emily (aka Applemilk1988)! - She is obsessed with Japanese idol music - She claims to speak Japanese "fluently" though her videos prove her wrong. She uses "ano.." (umm) to connect sentences, she makes several amateur mistakes, and it has been said that she uses a dictionary when updating her blog. - She will only have sex with Asian men. (It's a dream come true for you, Alex!) - She has Asperger's Syndrome (a condition that Alex and Applemilk both seem to share) - She contracted an STD from her ex-boyfriend Jap, "Daisuke" Link 1 - Link 2 (Alex claims to have contracted an STD from a Korean hooker that he met one time, to which he claims he has been healed from using the rings. I would provide a link, except that he posted this on the old board which got deleted, but I'm sure some of the older members can attest to this statement.) ... and to top things off, here is a fun video of her exhibiting her mental instability and pretending to be Japanese. Enjoy! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXMSOZdBDq4 You both are fucking loony... It's a perfect match! What do ya say Alex? Want to get hooked up with your dream girl?

I took it for 1 year back in my high school days... I know very little but I have a full grasp on both Japanese alphabets (hiragana & katakana). Except for kanji (chinese-looking characters), I can't read that worth shit.

I actually like this one.

This one is for Alex only. If I was looking for a girl for you, I would suggest Jaguar... You fucking weirdo.

I'd hit it.

She wouldn't need a helmet with me, since i don't generally fuck a bitch that hard. But I would say, yes she can wear the retard helmet.

More power to you, I guess. I would feel a bit awkward about putting my penis inside some loony chick with Asperger Syndrome. I would like to get Alex's input on the matter, seeing as I took the time to find him his dream girl.

Here is another fun video by Emily, where she continues to exhibit her mental retardation, behavioral deficiency and doesn't shut up about something called "pikachu-pan" (pikachu bread). Enjoy! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz4rY_B96lg

It looks like Alex isn't interested. What kind of woman interests you? I'll try to find someone who suits your criteria and is as fucked in the head as you, so you will shut the fuck up about Sierra. I had nude photos of this chick, and was going to give them to you if you were interested. Oh well...

I wouldn't be surprised if you did based on how loony she seems :lol:

Oh my God! Yeah that's perfect for me I speak Japanese fluently!

Wow! Ey, ey! No joke. Her Japanese is extremely fluent. I mean better than my Japanese. I can speak, but I have accent. Her Japanese is so fluent, I only hear a slight accent. If you speak to her for a minute you would think she's Japanese. And she said she lives in Japan. So I ain't got no chance. By the way, I don't like white people that are obsessed of Asian culture, like Japanese culture or Chinese culture. They are downgrading themselves. I mean what so good is Japan? They copied everything they have from white people. See if one day white people are obcessed about Alex cHIU, i don't blame them because I have technologies that nobody has. But what technology do the Japanese have? They copied everything!!! That's why I like Sierra because Sierra always gives me that cold stare, like she's telling me that she is way better than me. I like that a lot. But this white girl acts like that she's Japanese slave.

Dammit one day I am going to raise the dead and actually fulfill the world corporation thing and then white people can copy me. Not Japanese, not Chinese, but me. Then they are good white people.