I found a way to make my fortune. Is it illegal?
I found a way to make my fortune so that I can get puy her credit card. I decided to open up my own business and pay myself 100 million dollars a week or every other week. My only question is, is it illegal to pay yourself that much money if you are the boss of your own company? Thanks.

That doesn`t make sense, how will you afford to pay yourself $100 MILLION in the first place ??

Just type it into the computer and someone will print up the check or I can print up the check myself.

Well you print it or someone else it still make no sense, the money has to come from somewhere, you ain`t got none, so how is this check going to give you $100 MIL ? unless you plan to do a ''CATCH ME IF YOU CAN'' like the movie. :roll:

And uh yeah, that would be illegal..

I AM doing a "catch me if you can" but how is that illegal?

What kind of a fruitcake are you? And what kind of love is it when you have to get a credit card to get the girl. For fuck sake, get a grip, sort yourself out, get over that bitch and get a girl to love you for who you are.

I AM doing a "catch me if you can" but how is that illegal? Well you obviously haven`t seen the movie then..

Don't listen to them... You won't get caught. Go on! Do it!

I know someone that is in prison for 36 years for that very thing, well only 150,000

Wow! Why didn't I think of that before. Just open up a credit card account and do a balance transfer of $100 million? Wait! I think I am smarter than male. I am going to do a $100 billion balance transfer, even richer than bill gates or buffet.

$100 Billion ? HA ! Try $100 TRILLION..

If it was that easy , we all would be trillionaire , do you think the bank system has such huge flaw ?

Dr. Evil should have just applied for a credit card account at bank of america and do a balance transfer of 100 trillion DALLERRS! He didn't have to fight austin powers over some stupid nuclear warhead scheme in order to blackmail the UN.

I think we should all Bless male992000 and pray for him. He seems to think like a child. In some ways that is beautiful, but I hope that he is able to take care of himself ok.