I am evangelist

yes aliens too are real, UFOs are real, Obama is going to admit it publicly this 27 november. but Gods too are real, Jesus performed miracles which cannot be magic tricks, his apostoles went on egypt, Greece, italy and spoke in their language but everyone understood them in their own language, that's why they had so much success so fast. How do you explain that?

Jesus was just a magician or illusionist who learned from his mother, the master lier who got a little nookie then had to explain her pregnancy to the town people. Why would Mary have to do any fancy explanation of her pregnancy to the town people when she was married to Joseph. It's funny that they actually believed her story but they were a simple people back then. She'd never pull it off these days. Little rings on the finger that grant immortality, superpowers that only work when nobody's looking, the end of the world based on an ancient calendar system. I have a feeling that if sold right, the simple people of today wouldn't have too much trouble believing it.

You're some kinda genious Frank. You figure it out. Why would Mary have to do any fancy explanation of her pregnancy to the town people when she was married to Joseph. Probably because Joe wasn't boinking her for some reason. Maybe he was away on one of those long journeys.

clint, I don't think the kind of life Maria and Giuseppe had would allow her to have sex with another man. She was just too much controlled.

They were barbarians back then anyway. I don't care. Believe what you want. Doesn't matter in the end anyway.

The Gospel story is metaphorical. Christianity is an updated version of the ancient Egyptian religion. And, it is probably how the human race on earth are manipulated by other worldly beings. Some people call them aliens, but they aren't really. They have been here longer than us. We were made by them to be their worker class. I know this because of YouTube. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMVlH4qA4Tc

Probably because Joe wasn't boinking her for some reason. Maybe he was away on one of those long journeys. More likely the virgin birth myth came about after Jesus death to bolster the support for the Christian religion. I know this because of YouTube. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMVlH4qA4Tc This guy could really use some GP.

It is total BS christianity. It is all a lie, all religions. The only real one is creativity. I recommend you read "The wildest stories ever told" which is contained in A revolution of values though religion.

The Gospel story is metaphorical. Christianity is an updated version of the ancient Egyptian religion. And, it is probably how the human race on earth are manipulated by other worldly beings. Some people call them aliens, but they aren't really. They have been here longer than us. We were made by them to be their worker class. I know this because of YouTube. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMVlH4qA4Tc no, gospels are not metaphorical, and of course aliens never came on Earth to establish religions, that's absurd. Egyptian religion and other religions are similar to Christianity for one of 2 reasons: 1. they come from same source (God, gods, Christ, Krisna etc ) 2. they are fake religion established by Satan to debunk the real religion ( bible and gospels). I think the first is the most probable, as the real Satanic religions are those like black magic, Kali goddess adoration, human sacrifice, thousands of crazy suicidal sects etc.

So do you think Falun Gong is good or bad now?

good. It's a spiritual practice which improves health and elevates soul.

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Of course I am a messiah. I am Pahana.

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