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chesscleopadre- 11-17-2006
i am a flying vampire-lizard-grey-yogsutra-guru hybrid
Good day , today i had a revelation by aliesn about my real nature, since i was little my parents saw a falling star , and after that i saw an ufo standing right in front of my house, i have been abducted many times and i have implants all over my body, one night an aline told me that i am a super duper hybrid with shape shifitng capabilities, and also telepathic, telekinetic, powers. I can hold the breath for 5 hours , and i can see trhough walls, and move a t super speed, using only my personal recipe for super power drug,. This drug not only make you an hybrid , but makes you reach and beautyfull. I have asked the universe if i am right , and i received the answer that i am a very smart hybrid, far more than Alex CHiu, in facti am going to sell the super -duper -hybrid-reptilian -vampire- sensitive -super chi flusher pill at 59$ at month. This pill make you a God . Best reagards. P.S. follow the word of Jesus, he is the only saviour. P.P.S i am the best P.P.P . S if you can't trhust yoga sutra technology you can't deserve to live. P.P.P.P S. i am the real deal.

frank2008- 11-17-2006
Re: i am a flying vampire-lizard-grey-yogsutra-guru hybrid
P.S. follow the word of Jesus, he is the only saviour. I believe all you say of course, except for this statement, because we all know the only saviours of the world are Ms Gorgeouspil and Mr Super Chi Flush

frank2008- 11-17-2006

Also Ms Pacman plays a major role I suppose.

jc- 11-17-2006

But no it won`t.. dougbachelllor LOL.. :lol:

CerealRapist- 11-17-2006

Chess, obviously we can believe a man who sells immortality for $25 on the internet, but how do we know that we can believe you??

frank2008- 11-17-2006

Yes, we know gorgeouspil is the only saviour of the world and that we are going to live forever in a mathematical world where all the people are beautiful and young. But see through walls is a bit too much..

jc- 11-17-2006

i could see through walls and i could not beleive it, i could see anything anywhere it was AMAZING, i would go past houses in my neighbourhood and actually see through all walls in their houses.. I also could go past strip clubs and see through the building without going in, it was just INCREDIBLE until i woke up !!! Damm, just a dream :lol:

frank2008- 11-17-2006

if you can't trust chesscleopadre, you cannot trust nobody!

chesscleopadre- 11-17-2006

exactly franco !!! , i am the only super-alien-vampyre-ninja-hybrid

dougbachelllor- 11-17-2006

what pill did you say will make you a god? and by the way, now you really sound like ATAO.