Holy sh!t. I don't even need to cast spell anymore
Before, I need to cast spell in order to make some girl have real feelings for me. Now, I don't even need spells anymore. They fall for me one after another. Like that girl made out with me for 15 minutes. And this date that I had thought I am some professional escort. So funny. Im liking it. I remember 2 years ago I went to this party and saw a guy made out with like 4 different girls. He's cute but not so tall and kind of skinny. Girls made out with him like mad. I am 5' 9", taller than that dude. My body is way sexier, even back in those days. Now even sexier. Face looks way cooler. I bet by the way how I look now if I go back in time to that party I can make out with 10 girls there.

that guy
oh yah, I remember when I drove down to san francisco and came down to that party! That guys was making out like crazy with the ladies! Hah!!! I don't know how he did it! He wasn't like Bradd Pitt! guys, is it maybe because women like what they hear? Oh yah alex, I once knew this guys who i worked with, with matt and mike named JV. He was this black guy who made out with every girl he saw! And he was gheto, he wore gold teeth. We went to san francisco state to talk about business and every five minutes he is making out with a girl. Back in alaska he got 2 girls pregant. One time I picked him up at mcdonalds and as soon as I got there he already fucked a girl there! And then he told her he needed 10 bucks for the stripclub cuz he's broke and she gave it to him! He is like a magnet! As soon as he sticks out his tongue, the girl does the same.