help pleeze cus i m fraid!
da grand wizurd haz me an is doin bad stuf 2 me! ma pust is sore frum it! oh no he is cumin bak! by now!

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ma pust is fress and swete!

Grand wizard I thought you were lobsang. And if you aren't, how can the grand wizard have you and be doing bad things to you if you are a grand wizard yourself?

I m Joannie an da grand wizard haz ubdukted me! i m jus usin hiz computor wile he is at da liquor sture gettin wisky