Has anybody ever heard this theory.
Has anybody ever heard the theory that some professor time traveled to the primordial ooze and ejaculated in it? I first heard it on family guy. If so, please tell me the theory. Thanks.

Yes, it is a very credible theory with actual scientific evidence backing it up. They have actually found fossilized professor DNA in some early specimens.

Ahh, yes i specifically remember watching this on the Disney channel about half a year ago.