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alphalien- 05-13-2007
Greetings
Hello, many of you earthlings on this forum are much more advanced than the rest of the general population of earth so I have choosen this forum to communicate with a select number from your species. I have amassed a number of terraquads of information from your planetary data system since my ship was damaged here on this planet and the data shows your species is advancing in technology at a rapid rate which is fortunate as this will allow me to share technological information with you with only very little disruption. I am from a neighboring star cluster, I was stranded on this planet while conducting a terraforming profile for this planet for my masters. I need a number of semi processed materials to complete repairs to my ship, I will give technology and technological information to the humans who are able to supply them. My ship is in Australia far away from any local populations of humans in a semi arid region. I've tapped into 3 of the data satellites currently overhead. I've recently restored secondary systems and the primary system all require outside resources. If you can be of service to acquire materials for me, I will arrange something.

vator- 05-29-2007

Amusing, let's see how imaginative can you be, Would you mind telling: what kind of material for your spaceship you need and what for? where are you coming from? can you give a raugh explanation of your space travel tech? For an advanced life form as yourself I guess explaining that in simple terms won't be a problem,

alphalien- 05-29-2007

I need afew expensive rare metals and alloys to reapply to the antimatter induction chamber. If you read my previous posts you will discover where I come from. The Antimatter reaction creates the thrust which my ship uses to propell it though space.

GPr0- 05-29-2007

omg im leaving this forum, i do not belong with this group :lol: cereal rapist i need your help :lol:

jc- 05-29-2007

alphalien , if we get you these materials how will you repay us ? What will you do for us ?

CerealRapist- 05-29-2007

alphalien , if we get you these materials how will you repay us ? What will you do for us ? he'll show us how to make an alien craft that looks exactly like the helicopters made by humans, except that the blades on top won't spin.

alphalien- 05-30-2007

I can turn you into an alien and then you will beable to come with me to my planet. As I said I ask very little and offer alot in return. Your people do have fiction on transforming into aliens, unfortuantly no real scientific discoveries have been made, you are still far less advanced, but for those who want to become aliens and explore the stars, I can help.

paulus- 05-30-2007

Hi, What do I need to do then. Thanks.

vator- 05-30-2007

I can turn you into an alien and then you will beable to come with me to my planet. As I said I ask very little and offer alot in return. Your people do have fiction on transforming into aliens, unfortuantly no real scientific discoveries have been made, you are still far less advanced, but for those who want to become aliens and explore the stars, I can help. You can do better, do tell extensively why would a human being would want to be transformed into an alien? other than explore stars what in your planet is worth to know?