Future Sprite I know now that you are me.
I am sorry for thinking you were a fraud. I know now that you are really me. You know things that only future me would know. You knew that the woman from high school wanted me to come to an orgy and that I wanted to go to an orgy. You knew who pressed charges against me, etc.
Now I want to ask you 3 more things. Please answer them.
1)Will I ever move to California or Utah? If so, which one?
2)What is my first two future wives names?
3)Will this madness in my head ever stop?