Dr. Phelps, I am 1 million % sure I can pay back the loan.
Why do you ask? Are you going to give me the loan? I will pay you back on the 1st and sign you up for 2 % of Stock One stocks for the rest of your life, making you rich. Please respond.

How much do you think I would make in the first year from the 2%?

Well actually it's 10.3 %. I made a mistake. And Stock One will do 10 Million dollars a year so that's an incredible 1.3 million dollars a year that you will make Phelps. So will you loan me the money?

That sounds like a really awesome deal. All I have to do is give you 1000 dollars now then I can just kick back and make at minimum 1 million a year for the rest of my life probably. How many people can buy into this? Are you just accepting a single 1000 donor or can multiple people take advantage of this opportunity?

A single 1,000 dollar donor. And yes, all you have to do is donate 1,000 dollars and kick back and enjoy the 1.3 million per year that you will make. So what do you say? Will you send me the donation?

What if we were able to line up 3 or 4 investors that could each give 1000. Would you be willing to give EACH of them this deal?

Yes I would Phelps. Can you have them by tomorrow or Monday? Please respond.