Alex's long lost brother
My work to fix universal chi was quicker than expected. It is back in alignment but still very weak. Meanwhile during my intensive rings+ session I was pointed towards this guy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w46Dwh4TMGA&feature=related I believe his chi is in tune with Alex's. He must be Alex's brother by a different mother. If he combines culinary forces with Alex he will be able to guide Alex towards the secret ingredient that will perfect GP, probably the last step towards Alex's Messsiahood.

Welcome back! We kept a candle lit for you the whole time you were gone.

He must be a comedian. If not I wonder if he and Alex have the same thing going on.

I thought the video was a joke at first but looking at more of his videos and discussions about him seem to indicate he is actually legit. There's a thread on him at Something Awful. He really does remind me a lot of Alex. He's a mixture of genius and absolute insanity. His house also reminds me a lot of Alex's old apartment and I've always imagined Alex's workshop looks a lot like that kitchen. Both of them seem to scrounge up seemingly random items and ingredients to put into their creations. Also, both of them are constantly discussing philosophy and politics. They also both seem to be be absolutely lacking in interpersonal skills.