Alex or male; who's more heartbroken?
Here's both stories. Read them both then decide who is more heartbroken
Alex
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A Chinese inventor who fell in love with stripper Sierra from Centerfolds. She married another guy and Alex has never been able to get over her. He invented gorgeouspill and takes it regularly to become gorgeous enough to have her if it ever doesn't work out with her husband.
Male992000
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A retired man who dated a woman named puy last year then broke up with her. He tried getting back with her only to learn that she now has a fiancee and was living with him. She since married her fiancee and had a baby with him and said the only way for male to get her back was to get her a credit card with her name on it. Male is trying to become an inventor so that he can get enough money to get her a credit card but can't come up with an idea on what to sell or invent. Male has been very vocal about not being able to get over puy.
So who's more heartbroken Alex or male? Cast your vote now. And alex, if you want to help me become an inventor you can suggest something I can sell. I know that being an inventor is not a skill.
Re: Alex or male; who's more heartbroken?
Male992000
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A retired man who dated a vietnamese transsexual named guy last year then broke up with him. He desperately tried getting back with him only to learn that he moved back home to vietnam to begin a career of prostitution in the slums. Brokenhearted and sexually confused, Male began buying crack cocaine from some blacks in a dirty alleyway next to a korean-owned liquor store. Once Male ran out of money to feed his crack habit, he gave blowjobs underneath bridges to dirty homeless men for a single hit of some rock. Eventually Male kicked the habit after being caught by an undercover police officer and was sent to an inpatient drug rehabilitation facility on the taxpayer's dime. Shortly after his release, he scrapped enough resources to qualify for low-income housing. He steals his neighbour's wireless internet to log on to this forum to agitate and annoy the board's users with useless threads such as the one you are reading right now.
Fixed.
Didn't you get it the first time? NO ONE GIVES A SHIT. You fucking dork.
What does bump mean :?:
A person will say that to indicate they are just posting to bump their thread back to the top of the list so it gets more attention.
I guess that will get you noticed
