ALEX CHOO CHOO TRAIN
ALL ABOARRRRRRRRRRRRRRD! Deposit all your money in the box before you enter. No refunds. Single file, eyes forward, hands at your side. As per company policy: all patrons must eat this mysterious pill and sit quietly in their booth. No questions please. Patrons who choose to ask for proof that the train is going anywhere will be continually badgered and harassed by religious zealots. NEXT STOP, IMMMOORRRRRTALITY!!!

Yay! We're off to see Mein Chiührer!

Does the train have a lazer? Is everyone getting on it because the pool was closed?