Alex Chiu busted my gut!
I've been using the immortality rings since 2004, and the footbraces since 2005, and GorgeousPil since 2006. They have really, really made me much more masculine. Before I used the rings, most people said I was about 35-36. Actually, I'm 28 now, so you can understand how terrible a feeling that was. I was losing my hair, and I had a "hair island" like a horseshoe. My hair is now so thick I can barely stick my fingers in. Anyway, the first thing I noticed was after a few months, my hair was starting to grow back. And I noticed too, that I usually got a haircut every three and a half months. Now it's more like every two months. Since using the footbraces, I've noticed a tingling sensation in my jaw and face. In the rest of my body there's a weird feeling. I can't describe it, but it feels like I'm an empty plastic cup, and with the rings on I feel like a plastic cup filled with coffee. Anyway, it's weird, but it is true I've gotten more handsome, and with the pills and rings I'm getting better looking by the day. My jaw is bigger, people have commented on how I'm a bass now instead of a tenor. People tell me that I look like a college co-ed. I get carded all the time at bars. My health is incredible. I feel like I'm eighteen. I don't think I've had a sick day since 2004. I used to wake up every morning exhausted. I have to post some before/after pics. They're unbelievable. Not only do I look younger, I'm a lot stronger too. I've been working out my entire life, but I've always had a stomach. Since the pill, I've found my waistline getting smaller. Every few months when I buy pants, they're two sizes smaller. I don't have a six-pack yet (and I stress YET) but my stomach is very flat and very hard. For the past few months I've been able to take my shirt off without being laughed at. I've been measuring over the years and at present, I've got 17 inch biceps. I've gained at least 35 pounds of muscle. My girlfriend of two years has started calling me "Fabio." I feel so athletic! A friend of mine that I've played with since High School and is my age is often sweaty and winded easily, and he's my age. He doesn't want to play hoops with me anymore, because it's like I haven't gotten older, and recently I've been so very dominating a player. Not only have the rings and footbraces made me sexier and stronger, they've made me smarter, too. It wasn't really noticeable until last year when I started to go back to school. I completed two years with a 2.4 GPA. To finish the last 60 credits, I've been in college two semesters, and I've got a 4.0 GPA thus far. I look back at the papers I wrote when I was in college the first time, and the difference between then and now is unbelievable. I can see all the mistakes I made. In conclusion, thank you Alex Chiu. Damn, these things really do work!
I've been using the immortality rings since 2004, and the footbraces since 2005, and GorgeousPil since 2006. They have really, really made me much more masculine. Before I used the rings, most people said I was about 35-36. Actually, I'm 28 now, so you can understand how terrible a feeling that was. I was losing my hair, and I had a "hair island" like a horseshoe. My hair is now so thick I can barely stick my fingers in. Anyway, the first thing I noticed was after a few months, my hair was starting to grow back. And I noticed too, that I usually got a haircut every three and a half months. Now it's more like every two months. Since using the footbraces, I've noticed a tingling sensation in my jaw and face. In the rest of my body there's a weird feeling. I can't describe it, but it feels like I'm an empty plastic cup, and with the rings on I feel like a plastic cup filled with coffee. Anyway, it's weird, but it is true I've gotten more handsome, and with the pills and rings I'm getting better looking by the day. My jaw is bigger, people have commented on how I'm a bass now instead of a tenor. People tell me that I look like a college co-ed. I get carded all the time at bars. My health is incredible. I feel like I'm eighteen. I don't think I've had a sick day since 2004. I used to wake up every morning exhausted. I have to post some before/after pics. They're unbelievable. Not only do I look younger, I'm a lot stronger too. I've been working out my entire life, but I've always had a stomach. Since the pill, I've found my waistline getting smaller. Every few months when I buy pants, they're two sizes smaller. I don't have a six-pack yet (and I stress YET) but my stomach is very flat and very hard. For the past few months I've been able to take my shirt off without being laughed at. I've been measuring over the years and at present, I've got 17 inch biceps. I've gained at least 35 pounds of muscle. My girlfriend of two years has started calling me "Fabio." I feel so athletic! A friend of mine that I've played with since High School and is my age is often sweaty and winded easily, and he's my age. He doesn't want to play hoops with me anymore, because it's like I haven't gotten older, and recently I've been so very dominating a player. Not only have the rings and footbraces made me sexier and stronger, they've made me smarter, too. It wasn't really noticeable until last year when I started to go back to school. I completed two years with a 2.4 GPA. To finish the last 60 credits, I've been in college two semesters, and I've got a 4.0 GPA thus far. I look back at the papers I wrote when I was in college the first time, and the difference between then and now is unbelievable. I can see all the mistakes I made. In conclusion, thank you Alex Chiu. Damn, these things really do work!