ABCDEFGHI got a girl
in Kalamazoooo. Don't want to boast, but I know she's a toast, in kalamazo zo zo zo zo. I want to send a way, hopping on a plane, leaving today. Am I dreamin, I can hear her screamin, hello Mr. Jackson, everything's OK A L A M A Z O Oh what a girl, a real Kangarooooo.

What the hell are you talking about? Is that a song or something?

Say goodnight, kids: It's official -- Alex has finally gone bye-bye. :D