But I wanted to know how much it weighed. I will never find out if nobody weighs it.

Why the professor play golf after ate so much mayonnaise?

I don't know but he must have been sick as a bastard! :lol:

But why he gave no mayonnaise to the students?

Because he was a selfish pig!

Every god damn person has used that metaphor, forever. Btw, a professor saying 'your god' should be important should be shot.