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AlexYCChiu- 07-05-2008
A stripper really loves me.
Well, this stripper, kind of don't really count as true love, because I casted a spell on her. So I think its the spell. But check this out. She fell in love with her manager and they've been going out. But I used my charm on her, maybe the spell. Who cares. But I went up to her last night and I said "Hey, I love you!" She immediately goes, "Hey, don't say it out loud!", and she put her hand up and did a 'No, don't do that' signal. Then I said, "I am going to challenge your manager to a duel. Yeah I am going to tell him to step outside and we're going to have a duel. Winner takes all." She replied, "You are for real? Please tell me this is just a joke." I said, "Well, I brought my guns!" Then she said, "that's not funny. I'm not laughing." Let's say a stripper comes to me and say, "I am going to challenge Sierra to a duel.", it depends on if I like her or not. If I think she's pretty but cannot come anywhere close to pair up with Sierra, I would simply laugh and won't take her seriously. If I think she's extremely attractive and might be able to make me fall in love with her and take me away from Sierra, I would get nervous and say, "You're kidding right? Please tell me you're just joking."

DrSchadenfreude- 07-05-2008

Or maybe she just didn't want you to kill the guy she actually loves?

TwistinUnderSchizophrenia- 07-05-2008

So...ummmm...How did you come to the conclusion that she loves you? I see nothing there that would indicate she has any type of romantic feelings for you.

frank2008- 07-05-2008

Well, Alex is right again.. she would have been angry and kicked alex out if she didn't like him.. she would have said "who cares if you love me? I stay with my manager! Go away with your duel, you are crazy!"

TwistinUnderSchizophrenia- 07-05-2008

Or she may have knew he was joking.

frank2008- 07-05-2008

Or she may have knew he was joking. NO She replied, "You are for real? Please tell me this is just a joke."

TwistinUnderSchizophrenia- 07-05-2008

It cracks me up when men think just because they don't get a negative response from a woman, she automatically wants to jump on his dick. "Oh my god, I just asked this girl how she was and she didn't tell me to fvck off...She wants to marry me!". Going by your guys' logic, I'm finding women every day that wants my nuts.

frank2008- 07-05-2008

Nobody cares about you. We were talking of Alex , to see if he is prettier than before. Holy shit, human first type are so stupid!

TwistinUnderSchizophrenia- 07-05-2008

Oh, so because it's Alex, the rules completely change huh? You make no sense at all.

myfantasia- 07-05-2008

Franko, I think your a little too obsessed with Alex sometimes.

CerealRapist- 07-05-2008

first of all: alex is a nut case, and making threats about guns is a good way for us to see one and for all whether he's really immortal or not. second of all: franco wants to have sex with alex chiu. he's a classic example of a "dickrider"

AlexYCChiu- 07-06-2008

Oh I saw her today and she talked about trying to dance better in order to impress her manager. She wants the manager to have the best girl in the club. So she's working hard to make her self the top girl. I think in fact she's trying to impress me. Why she talks about her manager in front of me all the time? Everytime she sees me she talks about her manager.

Pepe Smith- 07-06-2008

For a 38 yr old man, you are quite naive.

frank2008- 07-06-2008

For a 38 yr old man, he is quite immortal.

Lobsang- 07-06-2008

I wonder if Alex's sexual development is arrested as much as his mental development. Like what actually turns him on. If he has actually reached the phallic stage yet or is stuck somewhere else. I would suspect based on his lack of genuine encounters that there is some problem. And who knows. He says he was with a girl once. But why not since? Was this a test for him to confirm something and he failed? He sounds heterosexual or at least heading in that direction. However I wonder what in the depths of Alex's ming turns him on at this point in his development?