A device that can grant wishes? Working on this device that can grant you wishes. Long ago some guy asked can I make a wishing ring. I laughed about it. Now it seems possible, but not a ring.
Just wish for something, like becoming a billionaire, and use the device. Your wish might come true. Working on it. Hope it works.
My biggest wish? Really wish Sierra could be my wife. But I will never ever separate her from her husband due to my selfishness. Cannot tear up other people's happiness for my own purpose.
My 2nd wish? Make lot more money in short time. I'll try that one then.
male992ooo- 06-10-2008
I thought of that idea. I would make it a genie that lives in a bottle or a lamp though. I figured you could do that since it's impossible for me to ever make a genie.
DPRK- 06-10-2008
For fucks sakes...
Anonymous- 06-10-2008
The feminine way of doing this would be using the lost mode of prayer or things like the secret or law of attraction. I never thought of an external male way of doing it. How would this be possible?
v71- 06-10-2008
Thereis another possibility, kill her husband , and be present at his funeral, try to be gentle with her, and maybe she will marry you in 7 years.
DPRK- 06-10-2008
Why am I not surprised to see that as a possibility? It sounds very much like the road he's heading down now. He needs to get his shit together and check himself into a mental hospital... Fucking loony.
AlexYCChiu- 06-10-2008
Hehehe. I am a loony for a long time already, ever since I was a teen.
You know how I invented immortality? By first designing a sub-liminal message system. Yes, without it, I would not have invented immortality.
I mean who can tolerate day and night wearing magnets on different parts of body for 1 and half year? I wear magnets on my forehead, people think Im nuts walk out with them.
I had them on my arm. Girls in class stay away. Made belts out of magnets. Put magnets on ears people think Im gay.
Fingers after fingers, toe after toe. Searching for some kind of miracle. Had it not be the subliminal message that I programmed my own brain would there not be the immortality rings.
AlexYCChiu- 06-10-2008
subliminal messages are fine. They motivate you to do things and get job done. But cannot control fait and fortune. Cannot control other people's minds. But spell casting can. I started studying spells when I was 23 or 24. Spells really do work. But for my own sake cannot disclose the machenism of spell.
Now I made a device which is a master spell caster. Can wish for anything, and it comes true. Need to test on few things. But definitely not on Sierra.
TwistinUnderSchizophrenia- 06-10-2008
And how exactly will this "wishing device" work? What would make the wish come true?
AlexYCChiu- 06-10-2008
that part cannot tell.
Man, trying to type short, talk like Bruce Lee!
"Boards don't punch back"
"Look when you baaa!" (He meant bow)
"Why don't you go to his island and 'Bang!' and finished?"
wowchung- 06-10-2008
since you started at 24(so you have welll over 10 years experience) what spells have actually worked for you? For your 1st spell allow yourself to be unbanned from centerfolds that might be a good test.
TwistinUnderSchizophrenia- 06-10-2008
that part cannot tell.
Man, trying to type short, talk like Bruce Lee!
"Boards don't punch back"
"Look when you baaa!" (He meant bow)
"Why don't you go to his island and 'Bang!' and finished?"
Translation - "I have no fucking idea"
wowchung- 06-10-2008
well you said it's not a ring what is it a machine if you ever heard of radionics that's pretty much same thing.
AlexYCChiu- 06-10-2008
first spell I ever casted is a spell that makes a person sick. I worked at a sushi bar 'Sanraku' in San Francisco when I was 23. The head chef there was an asshole. He was the head chef because he got training 3 months earlier than me. He always try to outshine me, but he can't because I have more talent both in sushi decoration and hand.
Got to a point that I have to do something in order to save my place. I casted a sick spell on him and immediately he was sick for 3 days. I saw him sneeze, cough, headache. etc. The funny thing is he knew it was me. I never told him stuff like 'Im magical' etc. But somehow he knew that I casted a spell on him.
Then I used that same technique again on another girl that used to live right next to my room. She got sick for 3 days. The spell has expiration date. It won't last for ever.
Then at age 34?? before I invented gorgeouspil, I fell in love with Sierra. But I look so ugly and she is a beautiful white girl, cream of the crop of her race, I was desperate for attention and I casted a love spell on her which I designed myself. It worked immediately.
But then the spell has expiration date. It won't last forever. Then she woke up after a month maybe and saw what ugly man I really am and went back to her normal ways. It's very difficult to make a white girl fall for some asian guy. First of all, I was 34, typical looking asian man, and got glasses on. Not short, but c'mon. You are talking about mission impossible. A white girl wants the body, wants the face, wants glamour and gorgeousness. After you got all that, then they will judge your character. So there is just too much for a spell to cover.
So I realized that a spell is just a spell. It won't cure the problem which lies in the core. So I invented gorgeouspil. Gorgeouspil is the spell that will never expire.
I mean look at skinnaturalbeauty's picture after she took gorgeouspil. What man can resist such a girl?
wowchung- 06-10-2008
it doesn't work like a spell always for a guy though. A white girl doesn't always need glamour sometimes it seems like it could work against you. Skinbeauto said a while ago if they're ugly(or a little less than attractive looking) it makes them easier to hook up with, or something to that point.