lmao, aw darn. Looks like I missed out on a winner :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
..... lol Tijuana doesn't count. Even Mexicans reject the city. And she obviously thinks you are a joke. I can't believe you actually paid 72 bucks for that.
Huh, you actually are gay. I thought people were just making jokes about you, but it's really true.
Well he well could be homosexual or bisexual. He could also be heterosexual but at a low level of development. Like I have told him he needs to start jerking off to erections to find out. Or maybe try having sex with a girl as she whispers "I've got a nice hard cock" over and over in his ear. But time and time again he is resistant to this therapy.
You paid 72 bucks for that and had to wear a rubber? Dude....That's not getting laid, it's getting screwed! A man's semen has to contact the vaginal walls to qualify as getting laid. Wearing a rubber is like making it with an inflatable rubber doll.
Sac for gods sake! Stop revealing the immortal's secrets!
Thats nothing
I remember when I went to a strip club here in wa called honeys...By the way strippers touching is illegal in wa, infact lapdances are illegal... Anyways I've never been to a strip club before so I asked STRAIGHT OUT what are your prices, and what do you offer exactly...She told me whatever I want, for whatever I feel she's worth...I said ok...I assummed that meant 20$ for a lapdance, actually in less then an hour, She wanted 380 dollars for a silly lapdance that didn't even do it for me...
So I paid 100 and never went there again....NOW THAT'S what I call a ripp!
On craigslist, the average rate, is 120 for 60min of hardcore fucking, not that I would ever do a thing like that cause I'm married. But it really is a ripp either way you look at it.
He mainly got ripped off, considering you could go to a prostitute on the street and pay 45-50 bucks for half 'n half. Hand jobs are 13-15 and blows are 25! He paid all that money for a over priced hooker who TALKED DOWN to him while he had sex with her, and he didn't even get off! That's a prostitution nightmare, not a success story.
If I was going to pay 72 dollars, I would better get the full package, or else I'd just put on my clothes and jump out the window. She'd be blindfolded, handcuffed and I certainly wouldn't be wearing a rubber. AND WE WOULD DECIDE ON A PRICE UP FRONT. No surprise bull shit.
You got totally played. The whole point of paying for sex is so that you can get some satisfaction in a way that you decide. She has to do exactly as you say, or else you just won't pay. That was a waste of money and time. You could have gotten better and cheaper from the ladies of the night on your street. Or one of those Chinese massage parlors. Or an escort service, but that would be slightly more expensive. Still worth it though.
I'm falling out of love with SacJB. :cry:
